HAY GUYZ!!!
Before I start this crazy quiz business that I'm sure none of you really wanna read (Tis da troof!)...I gotta say someting:

TERRENCEMANNHASAREALLYREALLYSUPERSPECIAL AWESOMEVOICEANDILURVEHIMSUMTHIN
GOOD! Naw, suuuuuriously tho...he's great...mmmmmmm.

*ahem*
Now that that's out of my system.
You really don't have to read this if you don' wanna...i understand...I'm a bit boring. But I wanna do it for funsies...so I shall post it for you crazies who would like to read it anyways.

1. Do you sleep in your bra?:
Yah...(stunts growth? Really?)

2. Do you enjoy drama?:
Only in the THEATER!

3. Are you a girly girl?:
Prolly not.

4. Who was the last person you hugged?:
Urm....I don't even remember...I haven't been hugging people recently 'cause I'm all sickly. AND MY VOICE IS GOING! AND I'M PISSED! CAUSE I WANNA SING SHIT! AUGH!

5. Small or large purses?:
Eh...large...for teh food and teh iPod and teh gunz.

6. Are you short?:
No

7. Do you like somebody:
I like....lotsa people. (LOTZA BOYZ!!! Mmmm....Teen Girl Squad)

8. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?:
I'd be like: "Hey.....Thanks."

9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?:
Yes. I mean....like, if they're full of mud or sand or something....feels gross. if they just look dirty...I don' care.

10. Do you dress up on Halloween?:
yeah....'cept...costumes are difficult to acquire.

11. Are you double jointed?:
naw.

12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?:
Uh...I don't really recall sleeping anywhere weird. What a Lame-O...

13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?:
I don't think so...

14. Is there a rumor going around about you?:
I hope not. Unless it involves the Noble Platypus. Then I guess it's okay.

15. Do you call anybody by their last name?:
A couple people I think.

16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?:
Zero. Also...I didn't keep that title up there. Ooopsie.


"X" Marks the Spot:
[x] I do wear make up.
[ ] I have cried at a movie theater.
[x] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I like death/grind/black metal. (Some)
[ ] I like rap.
[ ] I like country
[x] I carry a purse.
[x] I’d be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football.
[x] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Guys are confusing.
[x] I’ve been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.

Come on ladies, be truthful!
1. What color is your bra that you're wearing?:
Ugh...just tan today. BOOOOOOOOOORING. (Eeeeegckl!--Terrence mann is all upset--and beautiful voice--and....aboghoaghe0y6q3!!#($*&%)Q!)

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?(girls)
Y'know...I used to like dark haired guys...but it seems like alot of teh guyz I like an awful lot have blond hair or sumthing. It's odd...I guess I just don't care anymore.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?:
Naw.

4. Do you have a best friend(s)?:
I don't believe in it anymore!

5. Have you ever had your heart broken?:
Yeah. A few nights ago when I watched Sense and Sensibility and Alan Rickman ACTUALLY chose that COMPLETE SLUT Kate Winslet over ME. Pch...You believe that? Of course you do...'cause Kate Winslet is supah fly. (Also last night when I was listening to Terrence Mann sing 'dis song--*is walloped with a fish*)

6. Have you ever thought of having cosmetic surgery?:
*Wipes off fish guts and spits out broken teeth* No, of course not, what are you? SILLY?
Yeah actually.

7. Do you like your life?:
It's pretty swell at the moment.

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?:
no

9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?:
Uh....yes. I think so. Yes. Yes I have.

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
yah.

11. How long have you had Facebook?:
I don't.

12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?:
Not hard.

13. What are your biggest fears?:
-Open ocean...at night...on a plank.
-Being Paralyzed
-Losing any of the senses.
-Losing any sort of memory or mental functioning stuffs.

14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?:
No.

15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?:
*sigh* I think it's quite apparent. Yes, happens ALL the freakin' time.

16. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?:
As long as you don't cheat at PARCHEESI!! (Whut's Parcheesi?)

17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?:
NO. DON'T BE STUPID OR SOME SHIT.

18. Do you ever wish you were famous?:
Well...yes and no. Eh...explainy....no.

19. Are you currently missing someone?:
Maybe...I might be now that you mention it.

This guy or that guy? Pick one.

Punk/Goth or Gangster?:
i guess Punk/Goth. it depends on what kinda gangster. If we're talkin' freakin' sweet, suit clad, fedora-wearing gangsters....then most definitely those guys. Yeah, lets say it's those guys.

Preppy or Cowboy?:
mmmmmmm.......Cowboy. Heath Ledger anyone? Wait.......Oh, damn it...
.............Oh....I don't even CARE. It's Heath FUCKIN' Ledger. Mmmmyes. Either that or supah cool Russel Crowe in 3:10 to Yuma.

Face or Body?:
I completely agree with Cat, why NOT both?

Sweet or Sexy?:
Yeh...totally both.

Well-educated or Dropout?:
Well-educated. Rae don' want no stoopid!

Armani or Abercrombie?:
Armani. Yup. Most definitely. Mmmm.

City-slicker or Rural Guy?:
City-slicker. Cause I like that word.

Blue, green, gray, or brown eyes?:
Mmmm...I don't care ESPECIALLY...and also it depends on the guy. But OMG, if you could pull off supah cool Icy blue Cillian Murphy eyes. That'd be bitchin'.

Contacts or Glasses?:
I think in most cases contacts...unless you're Cillian Murphy (funny...he's back) in which case YOUSHALLWEARALLTEHGLASSES!!!!
yes. That man looks mighty spiffy in a pair of specs.
Oh...and if we're talking reading glasses...ALWAYS reading glasses. That's so.....cute.
ANDALSOUVLENSEGUY!!!!
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More Questions.

01. Eyeliner or Mascara?:
Mascara

02. Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Bourke?:
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

04. Skirts or pants?:
Pants

05. Socks or leggings?:
socks

06. Hoodies or jackets?:
JACKETS. I LOVE jackets.

07. Heels or sneakers?:
Sneakers...cause heels are painful. Look nifty tho.

08. Straight or curly hair?:
Mmmm...curly...but not really like mine.

09. Hoop or dangling earrings?:
Dangling Earrings.

10. White or black?:
BLACK.

11. Victoria’s Secret or Bath and Body Works?:
Um...Victoria's Secret....thems chicks is HAWT.

12. Smoothies or lattes?:
Lattes

13. Diet or regular sodas?:
Neither. But I guess regular.

15. Pearls or diamonds?:
Urm...Diamonds.

16. Vintage or hobo?:
vintage

17. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?:
Mary-Kate I guess.

18. Lindsay or Hilary?
Ashley.

19. Ipod or cell phone?:
iPod...good lord...I love teh musics.

20. Friends or family?:
Friends I guess....this is kinda a mean question.

21. Lip gloss or lip stick?:
lip stick

22. Manicure or pedicure?:
Whichever one is on your hands and NOT your feet!

23. Tiffany's or Chanel?:
I like the name Tiffany better, so lets say that one.

24. Love or peace?:
Love

25. Sunglasses or purses?:
SHADES, ALL 'DA WAY.

In a girl or guy...


Funny or Serious?:
FUNNY.

Romantic or Daredevil?:
Uh....romantic. If he was a daredevil....he'd die.

Cute or Hot?:
Both. YEEEEEEEEEEY!

Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?:
I don't care. Whatever fits better. Or perhaps......BOTH? Heh...creepy.

Long Hair or Short Hair?:
Um...in the middle. Y'know...like so: [link]
Mmmm....Alan Rickman.

Curly Hair or Straight Hair?:
Curly I think. Yeah.

Clean-cut or Rough?:
erm....either could be good.

Good Dancer or Good Singer?:
GOOD FUCKIN'SINGER. MY GUASH. (i could elaborate with some examples....but I shan't.)

Basketball Player or Football Player?:
i don't care. I guess Football. Then I could watch them all be beastly.

Jock or Rebel?:
um....the non-annoying kind of rebel I guess.

Smoker or Non-smoker?:
Non-smoker....I ain't havin' no fuzzy tongue shit.

Druggie or Clean?:
Clean. Ew...drugs. yeah, definitely clean. 'Cept Heath Ledger's character in Candy. I'd take that guy. So adorable. *Get's smacked with 'nother fish*

Holy crap...I feel like this quiz should just end RIGHT NOW because of all the MOTHERFUCKIN' dudez i don't know but REALLY FUCKIN' LIKE references. I'm........annoying. *headdesk*

Has a Motorcycle or Has a Sports Car?:
Motorcycle....up till I have to get on it...then it becomes skerry and I die. Lets just have him sitting on it all majestically with his hair blowing in the wind when he's got some free time, but totally takes the sports car when we need to go somewhere. Yeah.

Beard/Mustache or Clean-shaven?
Clean-shaven. Unless it's an AMAZING SUPER CURLY MUSTACHE OF SO MUCH MAJESTY. Then I shall enjoy it for a week or so before shaving it off. [link]

Younger or Older?:
Mmmmm....ALLE THEM OLDA GUYZ.

Player or Loyal?:
Um....Loyal? What a ridiculous way to end a quiz thinger.




DONE!

Well I feel accomplished. Hope it wasn't too ranty and stoopid.
Who am I kidding? Of course it was.






ALAN RICKMAN!!!
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